Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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