3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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