I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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