the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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