Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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