I didn't shave. On purpose
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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