OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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