we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The feeling are messing with the penis
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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