hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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