So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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