i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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