Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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