haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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