If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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