real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i jhust puked up my retainher.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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