This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
another moral hangover. fuck.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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