you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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