Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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