i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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