HIV tests are more positive than that guy
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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