i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I am naked and annoyed.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize