Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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