***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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