escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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