Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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