wake up i wanna do it froggy style
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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