I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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