i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
