This girl is more easily done than said...
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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