porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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