btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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