Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
