great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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