So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia