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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  If that was your dad, he is hot

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• (518): View more from New York

  I hraet yuo

  (862): View more from New Jersey

  did you say you heart me or hate me?

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  who is this?

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• (858): View more from California

  She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds

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• (650): View more from California

  they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.

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  please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.

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  A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Marry him.

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