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(954): View more from Florida

Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.

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(352): View more from Florida

Billy Mays is dead too!

(1-352): View more from Florida

Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs

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(646): View more from New York

There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

(1-646): View more from New York

Your pregnant arnt you

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(718): View more from New York

I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you

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(540): View more from Virginia

It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.

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(630): View more from Illinois

We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!

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(304): View more from West Virginia

My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand

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