You can't special order awesome
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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