i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just invented taco cereal.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I stole a fireplace last night.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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