Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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