We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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