the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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