I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
