what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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