just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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