worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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