Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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