You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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