is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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