Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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