you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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