get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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