I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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