Only a mothe r could love this liver
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
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The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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