I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I don't deserve a penis
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
