I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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