Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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